Eeet is I, Garden Cat. Eet has been a while since we last spoke.
but you know I love you, cherie. Look eento my eyes and tell me you don't feel the same...
my love for you is as beautiful as the sunshine, as perfect as the rain, as...
MON DIEU! A BIRD!
Je suis le chat du jardin. Bienvenue a mon jardin.
Oh, pardon. You do not speak Francais. I see. Err...Hello. I am Garden Cat. Welcome to my garden.
This is where I spend much of my time with my waitstaff.
I work hard, striking various poses;
Aren't I handsome?
(Does this table make my butt look big?)
I look fierce, in order to keep the birds in line.
Then, overcome with exhaustion, I allow my waitstaff the pleasure of a snuggle.
It is a hard life.
