Je suis le chat du jardin. Bienvenue a mon jardin.
Oh, pardon. You do not speak Francais. I see. Err...Hello. I am Garden Cat. Welcome to my garden.
This is where I spend much of my time with my waitstaff.
I work hard, striking various poses;
(Does this table make my butt look big?)
I look fierce, in order to keep the birds in line.
Then, overcome with exhaustion, I allow my waitstaff the pleasure of a snuggle.
It is a hard life.